Flawed Master Clock

or anything resembling?
or any ideas of how to diy one?


I think what you are describing is a simpler version of Pamela's New Workout.

Also take look at the different trigger sequencing modules by Noise Engineering.
To make a swing beat, you can send a LFO to another LFO-pitch CV, and then patch that to the clock-in on any module that takes triggers.

The Zularic Repetitor has extra 'random' modes that do basically what you are asking for.

Hello cg_funk
Pamela certainly looks like an interesting option.
Do you know if there are significant differences in features between Pamela's Workout and Pamela's NEW Workout?

Don't own the module myself, but I think the main diffs are an upgraded screen and extra CV input that you can assign to anything.